Who would’ve thunk? People in Oakland aren’t attending A’s games

We’re less than two weeks into the MLB season and just like everyone predicted, the Oakland Athletics are tied for first place in their division…wait, what? Yeah, it’s early, but the A’s were supposed to be the cellar dwellers of the AL West. They spent a whopping $0 in free agency and traded away two of their best position players as well as one of their best starting pitchers this offseason. They did all that just one year after the team finished 86-76, just five games out of the playoffs, and two years removed from three straight playoff appearances. They were a good team with a lot of potential and although they took a step back last season, there were still enough pieces in place to keep the A’s in contention for at least 2022. That wasn’t GM David Frost’s plan though.…

2014 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Butthole Eaten At Lions Tailgate

A butthole was eaten in a parking lot. Butt action forever. Should Butthole Eaten At Lions Tailgate be in the Deadspin Hall of Fame? Cast your vote by 11:59 p.m. ET Sunday, Jan. 11. Note: 75 percent of the "Yes" vote is needed for induction. Other nominees: Donald Sterling Shitbarf Guy Roger Goodell Going To Temecula Dan Le Batard's Hall of Fame ballot Clark the Cub …